Whats fer bfast

German photographer Oliver Schwarzwald has created a photo series of different national breakfasts, which flavorpill presents as a guessing game--guess the country based on the photo of its breakfast.
If you're wondering why this is worth a post, it's simple: I effin love breakfast.

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Die Antwoord

Greetings from Riga!
Check this ish out.

DIE ANTWOORD crew is:
Zef rap-rave master NINJA
Fre$h, futuristik rich bitch, YO-LANDI VI$$ER
And beat monster, DJ HI-TEK
DIE ANTWOORD represents the sounds of the Zuid Afrikaanse streets. Their fierce, hi-energy sound is inspired by Cape Town's fast and furious mini-bus taxi's you can hear coming from blocks away with an evil
DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!

Check out their website for more, including "20 fun facts" and a hilarious slideshow as the background.
Ninja has a tattoo on his neck that says "pretty wise," one on his chest that says "how can an angel break my heart," and one on his side that says "A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol." And then there's Richie Rich on his pec. Oh, and Caspar with a huge boner on his shoulder. Wow.
Check out this video and the extreme close-up shot of Ninja hip thrusting in Pink Floyd boxers. Genius.

What does "Die Antwoord" mean?
The answer.
Answer to what?
Whatever man. Fuck.

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
Betta not fuck with my Gameboy or I'll
BOOST
YOU

SATURDAAAAY

Given that tomorrow is Monday this is kinda the opposite of what I am feeling right now, but I recently stumbled across this old gem in my bookmarks and couldn't help sharing!

Matt & Kim - Lessons Learned

Lessons Learned

MATT AND KIM | MySpace Music Videos
love it.
PS-this is real, they actually stripped down in Times Square and got chased by the cops. Awesome.

Beard Waivers

Apparently at BYU (Brigham Young University in Utah) you have to get a "beard waiver" to grow a beard.
Um. Hilarious?
Is it because they don't want students and faculty competing with founder Brigham Young's crazy-ass beard?

Puppy Tweets

"Mattel's Puppy Tweets is a dog tag that you put on your actual dog; the tag then senses the pooch's activity levels, barking, and the like and sends any of a set of pre-set tweets to its own Twitter feed. Amazingly enough, all dogs type in English."
Ok so usually I find all things twitter related pretty ridiculous, but is it bad that I kind of want to try this?
Check out some other crazy gadgets at Popular Science's article on the Top 10 from the NY Toy Fair, including a pogo stick that jumps several feet in the air (you can do a flip on it! check out their video highlight reel for that...it would scare the crap out of me), electronic scrabble tiles that are kinda like a mix between scrabble and text twist, and waterproof playing cards.