Thursday, July 30, 2009

Free Willy Drinking Game

I discovered that there was a need in the world. And I decided to fill that need.
If you, like so many others, myself included, would like to get drunk while watching the 1993 masterpiece film Free Willy (starring, of course, the incomparable Michael Madsen and that chick from Point Break, another movie that's great to drink to), you should drink for any or all of the following:
-You see Willy's tongue
-You hear the sad whale whine
-The creepy Indian dude surprises someone (announced by yelling INDIAN SURPRISE!)
-A character is seen in an entirely denim outfit
-Jesse talks to Willy
-Jesse plays the harmonica
TAKE 3 DRINKS WHEN:
-Rae says "that's his chocolate" while referring to salmon (just trust me)
-You hear MJ's "Will You Be There," the movie's theme song and an epic piece of music (BONUS: the VHS version includes the music video at the beginning...a great way to start a night of drinking. Then watch it again once you're drunk for a truly bonding experience)
IF YOU WANT TO GET ABSOLUTELY BLOTTO:
Drink every time someone says "Willy." I know (from 'experience') how many times it happens, but I'm not telling. You'll have to play to find out.
You can also drink every time there is a dramatic whale jump, but this happens so many times in the first scene of the movie that you'll be dead by the second Indian surprise.

There you have it. The perfect way to spend an evening. You're welcome.
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1 comment:

Mack. said...

oh.my.god. can we please play that game on LBI next week??

and that music video was the best thing I have ever seen.