megashark vs. giant octopus

...is a real movie.
wow.

oooh my god there are so many amazing things about that trailer.
one: when suddenly a giant shark and a giant octopus are unleashed on the world, the plan is "we'll get them to kill each other."
two: "it rises"
three: "I looked into its eyes" *shudder*
four: the last scene...oh you'll see.
Apparently it was going to be a 3D movie but they couldn't get the funding. Hahaha I wonder why.