national single cougars convention

wow.
It's hilarious that this is being held in Palo Alto...because apparently Silicon Valley is "the ONLY major metropolitan area in America with a SURPLUS of single men." Yet many of those men, though "young, educated, attractive, and prosperous" are also "lacking in experience with women." Hahaha. The best part is the Miss Cougar America contest, which has the caveat, "To be eligible to win, the lucky Cougar must be present at the convention, legally single and at least 40 years of age." Since when do cougars have to be at least 40? I would have thought 30-year-olds going after teenagers could count too. Maybe the limitation should have something to do with the age difference between them and their lovers: "the lucky cougar must be legally single and have slept with someone at least 10 years her junior." That seems more fair.